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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
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Humperdincker

A thing which just humperdincks.
Man, quit bein' a humperdincker all over my food!
by Mr. Flangus July 16, 2024
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Humped

Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED
by corndog5 August 18, 2024
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Humperdinked

Having your balls stomped on by midgets in stilettos while simultaneously receiving a golden shower from a man who is considered to be of gigantic stature.
(Term discovered while having an underground orgy with Prince Humperdink from The Princess Bride)
While having an intimate conversation with Prince Charming in a 60s conversation pit, it was discovered that he likes to be humperdinked.
by CrustyNutBucket January 7, 2024
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Hump day

yo yo yo its hump day aye what i need you to do is to tag 3 big dick ass niggas on this tweet right here i need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with and im also giving away another hundred free subscriptions to my only fans be looking out for that tweet later on today and dont forget them tag them 3 niggas out there if you one of em big dick niggas tag yourself hump day! fuck witcha boy new barber.
by RETARDCUH666 October 16, 2023
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hump attic

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks
by me duh44 October 16, 2023
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humpbubble

A humble'ish type of person. But not someone not having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's own importance, or doesnt have dignity. Being humpbubble is more like someone that checks thier pride and ego and does not believe that they are better than other people.
"Its no longer humble, its humpbubble. Baby steps boo"
by Jenasyde November 13, 2023
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