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human slinky

When one willfully propels oneself down a flight of stairs.
Dude, did you see that chick?! She just did a human slinky and broke her neck! It was awesome!
by rymertime October 7, 2010
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Human Earthquake

noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!
the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow
by Motorola_Queen January 6, 2008
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Hyper-humanism

Hyper-humanism is mutation of humanism where emotion is now superior and prioritized over facts.
"I don't care if retarded is the medical term, i find it offensive no matter the context unless you are a doctor yourself."

....Hyper-humanism at its finest
by Horsey jibunzo April 12, 2019
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Human Drug

Human drug- when someone is behaving in a certain way and you like them to the Point where you're kinda addicted to them.
She was so funny, she's like a Human drug!
by DrugzArrGreat February 10, 2018
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human suitcase

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.
John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"
by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011
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the human trap

A dangerous creature that forms a shemale state and switch’s between male and female and can that sometimes be impossible to detect at all possibility the human trap must be avoid once you are caught the web it will be to sticky to get out.

Last one that was spotted was a the human trap in the form of a male it called its self Gavin it lives in Vancouver and is trying to be a welder help shemalewitch hunters your are only hope.
by shovel breaker May 27, 2019
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human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.
instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.
by ckguy518 March 1, 2011
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