hooker

a prostitute(Refers to getting men hooked into a situation where they can be exploited sexually or robbed. Has nothing to do with a certain General Hooker.)

Some hooker was flashing her privates, right in the middle of the street.

by Light Joker May 1, 2005

hootersmurfer

Hootersmurfer (hoot-err-smirf-err), Noun. A "hootersmurfer" is a term that is synonymous with any noun ever created for any spoken language, when said noun cannot be retrieved from conscious, short or long-term memory. Meaning, when tip-of-tongue syndrome is present, "hootersmurfer" can be used to describe the object for which the speaker cannot think of the name.

"Hey, bob, what ever happened to that... uh... that 'hootersmurfer' you had?"

"You mean my electric bug-zapper?"

"YEAH, that's the thing! Remember how we used to get drunk and see who could hold on to the glowing rod the longest?"

by Fat-man August 15, 2006

Hooker Bowling

An activity when three people ride around in a pickup tuck in an area with hookers, one person hanging a $20 bill out the passenger window one driving, and one hiding in the bed of the truck. Driving at a low speed, when enough hookers follow the truck the person in the truck bed jumps out and tries to tackle as many hookers as they can at one time.

Hey, do you want to go hooker bowling tonight? I bet I can get about 3 or 4.

by jayjayg189 October 20, 2011

hoover dam

while a woman is performing fellatio on a male and before the male feels that he is going to bust he grabs a large blund object (which he hid nearby prior to the act)and knocks out the woman. he then proceeds and finishes in her mouth however because the woman is knocked out the substance stays in her mouth and dries up creating a blockage.

woman: (awakengin to bruise on her head) "wow what happened last night?"

maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"

by blahblahblah1234654542 July 6, 2011

Dead Hooker Storage

the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.

-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!

by DeadHookerStorage February 4, 2010

hoofer

a boy with no foreskin/no dick

"that boy i hooked up wtih last night was a total hoofer!"

by Laureeeeeen May 23, 2009

hooker

Hooker: *noun* (1)A woman who preys on innocent male bystanders with her sexual wit and cleverness and imagination. (2)A species of whale.

Maybe we'll see some hookers while we're out on the bay.

by Chantel & Julia September 22, 2005