hero

one falsely presuming that their own actions are far more cool/significant that they actually are, often deserving the song "Heroes" (originally performed by David Bowie and later by the Wallflowers) to be played/sung as a sarcastic theme song as they walk away.

Jack and Jill are sitting at a coffee shop enjoying polite conversation. A pop-collar-frat-boy-looking hero appears.

Jack: Can I help you?

Hero: (staring intently at Jill) I just wanted to say whazzzup and see how y'all were doing.

Jill: Go away, you're creeping me out.

Hero: Well I'll see you kids later then. (turns and walks away, obviously trying to strut as he does so)

Jill: (sarcastically singing) We could be heroes...

Jack: (following suit) ...for just one day.

by Kendall Weaver December 14, 2008

Local hero

someone that feels the need to spin his tyres around everycorner or accelerate when the light goes green everytime.

John:hey it wet spin your tyres
Jeff:ok
(tyres spin)
Kid on side of road: (YELLS) LOCAL HERO

by Josh.P February 27, 2008

Hero Cookie

a group of men 2 or more jacking it onto a cookie and the last on to jizz onto the cookie has to eat it.

Tom totally had to eat the Hero Cookie last night.

by SexBawksMan September 11, 2010

half hero

a half hero is a person who knows that man is baicically evil inside and at sometimes cannot always make the right decisions, they know that man is fallen so they know that they will not always be able to do the right thing, but no matter what they always try to.

Parent: what the hell where you thinking why did you have to go an do something so stupid!

Kid: I'm only half hero, i cant do the right thing all the time!

by 2nd Star 2 theright October 13, 2006

my hero

one who wants their salad to be tossed

my hero keeps asking me to perform funky butt stuff

by alkie320 April 28, 2010

hero surgery

(n) Also known as Gastric bypass surgery, a surgery that shrinks the size of ones stomache thuse forceing them to loose weight for a while, and instantly making them a hero.

Rosanne was fat as hell before she had Hero Surgery.

by Grim August 11, 2004

Hergott

Supperis good, AND SO ARE HERGOTTS IN BED. plus one dick yea vaginal poop shoot safari sponge yea idiot molestation gary makes tasty cakes and bakes my golden nugget pouch on a saturday morning while its snowing. the pope fucked a catholic schoolboy but said sorry over a breakfast of delicious belgian waffles with those strawberries with sugar added so their more sweet than nutritous. and the boy accepted the appology and decided to fuck the pope again after that he travelled to china and was put in jail for political decent. he had the hiccups with aids.

wang chow hergott one day ran to the zoo and had explosive diahrea and the only bathroom was a orga whales blow hole and he let loose like it was mount saint helen and the whale died but seriouly it lived. it moved into a condo that was solid in arcatecture but lacked the benefits of the colonial revolution. little wayne has a dick on his forhead which he tried to suck but it never works. oh what we at. and escaped to canada where he met and indian and he fucked the shit out of that indians pussy. literally. like shit actually came out of her vagina. scientists were baffled.

by luke menden December 7, 2010