Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

The Walking Grape

A round and luciuos idiot whi tends to wear lots of purple and black.

"What the fuck is timothy doing"

"Being a lucious version of The Walking Grape!"

by FuckingIdiotThot October 15, 2018

Held at gradepoint

In academia, to be forced to do something (usually cruel and unusual) while being threatened to suffer a reduced gpa upon failure to comply, in a similar fashion to being held at gunpoint.

I’m being held at gradepoint to rewrite the entire report because professor Smith decided to be a cunt to just me in particular.

by tomdrug February 14, 2019

on the grape

Sitting on someone's testicles

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.

by weirdershit May 8, 2020

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Doing a Graeme

When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.

1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?

by SplitscreenFace November 7, 2022