face not glass

When a situation is not good or a person might be cased up in a type of way

“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”

Or

Girl: can you take me home

Guy: face not glass
Girl:why

Guy: everyone will see

by Urban out break January 25, 2020

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

Glasses and Braces

Every guy's dream

Yo shorty had glasses and braces and she looked bad

by AntiJew101 March 23, 2020

Glass

Glass is called Glass because it is made out of Glass.

Man: I have Glass.
Woman: That is pretty neat.

by TheKoolAidManHasHIV June 8, 2020

glasses

Its just like a graphic card but for your head.

Rdm dude: Damn nice glasses, what are they called ?

hella rdm dude: This is a gtx 1060, but for my head.

by xX_Pu$$y_$L4y3r_Xx June 17, 2020