future boy

any aged male who is sexually into males. he can either be bisexual/transexual/all gay/ ecetera to be called a future boy

when my guy friend came out of the closet i told him "yay be gay now future boy." Now he sleeps with guys almost every weekend and supports gays by going to the gay parade each year

by raspberry 411 March 19, 2008

forget the past, walk the present, create future

it is a phrase created by CsL in conjunction with new year eve to remind people around to leave what is deemed past and create your own desired future path.

don't be sad, as what past is deemed to be past. So, "forget the past, walk the present, create future".

by bryancsl January 4, 2012

futurama

An animated show made by Simpsons creator Matt Groening.
Considered the best animated show ever, by people who've never watched South Park

"Dude I just bought every season of Futurama on DVD!"
"Fagball."

by saltypirate March 26, 2007

the futureheads

Dudes and Chicks!!!
The "Futureheads" suck ass!!
Their "music" is the most aweful "music" i have ever heared
Even the ban's name sucks ass!
Try listening to something else like "Dream Theater"

Citizen - Who are you?
Futureheads - We Are The FutureHeads! :)
Citizen - huh,huh,huh... you probably suck :D

by Stuffer :P June 1, 2006

Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

Back to the Future

After coaxing your partner and getting them quite horny, ask him/her if them want to fuck. If he/she says yes, proceed to hit 'em very hard once in the head to knock them unconscious. Now fuck 'em hard. After he/she regains consciousness, ask them again if they want to fuck. Repeat until the answer is "no"

Last night I pulled a Back to the Future on Lisa and fucked her 3 times before she turned me down.

by The L Man August 15, 2007

Futch

Futch and the futch scale were created online by reddit lesbians as a joke. However, the design was taken seriously and spread through the internet which spread misinformation about stone butch and high femme identities and made futch seem like a legit identifier when it's in actuality, a mockery of femme and butch history. Stone butch doesn't inherently mean hyper masculinity and high femme doesnt inherently mean hyper femininity. Stone identities refer to intimate boundaries some femmes and butches have during intercourse or in everyday life. Futch isnt a genuine identity because while femme and butch have history, culture and meaning beyond clothes and appearance, futch is simply a lazy combination of the two that disregards the history and culture behind those identifiers. It's totally valid to not be femme or butch, but futch was started as a joke and isnt a valid lesbian identifier. Non aligned lesbians are hella valid and so are chapstick lesbians!! Androgynous lesbians and lesbians who don't fit into femme or butch in general are great! But calling yourself futch is an insult to butch and femme culture. And if you're not a lesbian and you use lesbian identifiers, you're even more insulting to our culture, please educate yourself!! Bi and pan women have their own identifiers (stag, doe and tomcat) the futch scale is fun to use as a meme but at the end of the day, that's all it is, a joke.

"Man, that futch scale meme has a cool color scheme but people are using it to spread misinformation about lesbian identifiers, not cool dude"

by peony femme July 11, 2019