Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

Fuck Beez

A song on YouTube that plays "Its hip to be square" but every "be" and "square" is replaced with Fuck Bees. Its the best song meme ever created in the galaxy. Also some "stanky" Vinesauce Memes.

It's Hip To Fuck Beez

by Sugarpikmin456 June 7, 2017

Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

fuck luck

a mentality that success doesn't come from luck. it comes from hustle and taking calculated risks

I don't need luck. Fuck luck, just hustle.

by monday2monday January 21, 2018

Fuck stingrays

Related to the incident of Steve irwin dying

Did you know how Steve Irwin died? Yes man, fuck stingrays

by Xshawkatt September 9, 2018

Fuck’ve

When adding Fuck and have together. Instead of saying where the Fuck have you been? It should now be..
Where the Fuck’ve you been?
The 21st century is all about breaking down multiple words in to acronyms or having an apostrophe between the omission of two words, so how have we not come up with this one already?

George - “where the fuck’ve you been?”

by VodkaSodaLime December 1, 2018