frontress

stomach, beer belly, especially in males

Harry had to buy new slacks because his frontress expanded over the long winter

by Joseph Laaman August 27, 2008

frontierre

The crotch, after dropping trou. Usually refers to male full frontal nudity.

"Last year a movie came out: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, with Jason Segel - who I'm actually friends with. He shows his frontierre on that, but as soon as I saw it, it was like when the first guy dunked in basketball - all the other guys are like, 'Now I'm going to have to dunk to stay in the game'. As soon as I saw his penis, I was like, 'Now I've got to show mine to stay in the comedy game."- Seth Rogen

by Frogger49 March 13, 2009

Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009

Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!

"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"

by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

front dip

to leave quick or to get out of a situation

" man after that chick found out i fucked her sister i was on the front dip "

by getty513 April 18, 2010