finger me

What you say to someone when you want their Butterfinger.

Dude one: "Dude! I got so many Butterfingers on Halloween!"
Dude two: "Dude! Finger me!"

by boozifer December 21, 2014

Lying on me

When someone is lying about you to someone else/spreading false information about you

Jackie: hey Vanessa did you know Isabel's pregnant?
Vanessa: no way!?
Isabel: Jackie why are you lying on me? Im not pregnant!

by Vaaaanessaaaa July 11, 2018

kill me

i want to die tomarrow

please kill me

by i want to die call help November 22, 2018

fuck me

can be used once in orgasm stage ^_~

fuck me baby! yes yes!! fuck me!!! be a REAL MAN!!!

by sexy admirer February 20, 2005

gag me

short for gag me with a spoon, this is a phrase usually uttered when one is annoyed, pissed, etc. has very similar usage to the phrases "please kill me" or "oh just shoot me."
like those phrases this is NOT to be taken literally.

"Shit i have so much homework. Gag meee!"
"Uggh gag me that creepy guy keeps hitting on me."

by musicfreakk07 August 05, 2008

URL me

A heavily contracted way of saying "My good friend, I would be ever so pleased if you could send me a URL related to WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU'RE GODDAMNED TALKING ABOUT!"

Inspired by Homer Simpson's method of requesting a Beer from Marge - "Beer me!"

Some Dood: LOL $WEBCOMIC is so funny today!
Me: I don't normally read that one, URL me.

by Korgmeister March 21, 2005

Wank Me

A phrase used sarcasticly to tell someone who posseses lesser intelligence to perform a sexual act on you or otherwise go away or fuck off.

Jonno: Hi can i sit here?
Tom: Wank Me..

by BrapGrim April 26, 2007