Epic Fail

when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.

asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them.

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!

by LOLPWNTZ April 15, 2008

You Fail it

-It's not for you
-You don't get the prize
-This ain't you farthers saiyuki

All in all, you got served and you most certainly fail it

"Why Mr Darcy, are you trying to insinuate that my womanhood can be given away at the toss of a hat, i do belive that you fail it"

by XeiXei October 16, 2004

epic fail

when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results

An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.

by Colton King May 1, 2008

National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022

[fablem]

a fabulous problem.

"oh my god i'm having such a fablem!"
"what?"
"i don't know which of my gorgeous dresses i'm gonna wear!"

by &jordannn January 16, 2009

Fail rapids

Fail rapids is a city in Michigan which is the epitome of what a failure is.

Go back to fail rapids you loser.

by johhny12322199 April 11, 2009

failcasm

a failed attempt at sarcasm

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned

by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010