Facebook Terrorist

A particular person on Facebook that "blows up" your news feed.

Girl: "Will you please stop with all these notifications? You're blowing up my news feed!"

Other Girl: "I'm a Facebook Terrorist!"

by C-Swag September 26, 2011

Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.

Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.

by Eadinator October 18, 2011

Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia

Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!

by lilg210 October 27, 2011

Facebook Neutral

The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.

Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.

by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011

Facebook

A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday

Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.

by Kkit'sallgood February 5, 2012

facebook

facebook is a resource for child molesters to meet the children that they will molest

molestations
sadness
facebook

by mrjayc March 27, 2012

Facebook slapper

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.

"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"

by Dabro October 25, 2012