Elastimate

The process of a person pulling on a mans penis to try to make it longer. This can be via pulling by hand or a tow truck. Additionally, it could also be used to describe a black person being hung with white penises sewed together.

John: Harder Kenny, I'm elastimating!
Kenny: Alright dude, what the flip!
Debbie: Erm... what the sigma? I should be the one elastimating John.
Kenny: No? We only elastimate people like Jamal.
Debbie: Nuh uh

by TRZAYNE June 22, 2024

electric jizz

wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted

hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz

by porge cutternut June 25, 2024

Eestwa

An Australian term, coming from the Polynesian communities and the Eshays in Western Sydney (Mount Druitt especially) meaning “sweet” or “sweet as”

Tua: Aye G I my misses just got me a zinger box from KFC
Nimona: Eestwa lad, I wish my misses would get me a zinger box

by anonymous August 1, 2024

Elastiwad

A load that’s become dense and stringy from anywhere between three and five days of unbusted nut.

“Yo my guy. I shot the biggest elastiwad last night. Clung to the ceiling like spider-man.”
“Bruh, that’s what happens when you take too long a break between nuts. You need to hydrate my guy.”

by KG0060 May 4, 2024

Electric fence

When one fingers someone’s anus and vagina through a barrier like a blanket or a towel

Give me the electric fence with a nice blanket

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

Eestiboo

A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with estonian culture/language, despite not being Estonian. They slowly start to denounce their own culture and start to behave more and more like Estonians. Eestiboos start to refer themselves as indrectly as an estonian, using the pronoun "we" to explain certain aspects of estonian life and use estonian words every chance they get, even in conversation where none of the parties are estonian speakers.

Coming from the word "Eesti" meaning Estonia in Estonian and boo as in koreaboo or weeaboo.

oh man my Mexican friend who moved to Estonia last year has become such an eestiboo. Every now and then he says "this is how we do it back home" and come to find out he refers to Estonia not to Mexico.

by ongo_gablogian May 21, 2024

electrician goes last

Guys when I say electrician goes last, I mean that the ***WIRE is pulled last*** but the terminations such as receptacles and the switch boxes and light housings can be installing.

Electrician goes last Before hanging drywall/sheetrock/plywood (all electrical have to be done except the finals as fixtures/ outlets/switches etc.)

by 9.1 Walter May 21, 2024