electroclash

kind of ok danceable music made and listened to by totally pretentious people, mostly pseudo-bohemian hipsters from berlin obsessed with fashion but not nearly close to looking good (wannabe-girls in their 30's with choppy 80's do and 80's thrift store clothing). they think it's very original to scream "kreuzberg" to a minimal beat.

"pretentious electroclash bands from berlin suck."

by icandoitbetter March 25, 2005

electroclash

80's Synth, Retro Samples Combined With Electronic Sounds and Beats

Try: Felix Da House Cat
etc

by Twiggy July 31, 2003

Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.

Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

electric banana

When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.

Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.

by theblackbananamanisback February 11, 2009

electromagnetic dildo

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.

Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

by Autumn Hunter January 9, 2008

electroclash

New new-wave. Think synthpop, make it sound choppier, add vocals about fashion, sex, and drugs. Run vocals through several distortion filters. Also, the set that follows this music, characterized mainly by their (often rossly inaccurate) attempts at 80s New Wave/Post Punk fashion.

Fischerspooner, Ladytron, Soviet, Freezepop

by SynthetikBoi January 10, 2004

electric penis

when one tries fucking an electronic device and gets electracuted through the penis.

Dude it felt like I got an electric penis when i got racked

by aj101 July 24, 2006