Douche Baggery

The act in which someone is being a douche bag or has the characteristics or symptoms of a douche bag

That mans douche baggery has reached astronomically high levels.

by AwsomeT March 9, 2009

douche canoe

A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.

Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.

by Skirish April 25, 2010

douchebag

A douchebag, or douche is a person, usually male, who has one of the following critereas:

1. He usually wears bright colored shirts, usually abercrombie and fitch or hollister. Sometimes they will wear a polo and keep the collar up for style.

2. They usually wear big ass belts, and feel the need to leave the front of the shirt tucked into it, leaving the big ass logo showing.

3. Although they are talk very loud, their voice gets much louder when they start talking about how much they got wasted or how they fucked their girlfriend.

4. 90% of what douches say is a lie or exaggerated.

5. They refer to their friend as ''bro'' or ''dawg''.

6. They usually have fun putting down weaker kids, just to look cool in front of others.

7. They have fun insulting each others mothers all day, but as soon as one says anything about another's girlfriend, the guy goes crazy.

8. Their sentences emphasize on swear words.

Nerd: Hey guys.

Douchebag 1: Get the fuck out, pussy ass bitch.

Douche 2: OMG bro your so FUCKING hilarious. Your so cool for insulting that nerd. This makes me even happier than yesterday when we got WASTED and I fucked my girl!!

Cool kids: Wow, what douchebags...they must be part of circle jerk.

by shotty bounce December 3, 2009

douchebag

1. Arrogant, self-centered, always right.

2. Sleazy, underhanded, scheming, with ulterior motives.
3. Thinks they are good at something they can only perform in a basic manner.

1. Look, I am not going to argue with you about this. You have no idea what my perspective is and to think you do makes you a douchebag.

2. Your wife's former boyfriend who calls after he gets divorced (often for being a douchebag) and then wants to 'catch-up' with her and be your 'friend'.

3. The guy who says he plays guitar and then struggles to choke out 'Smoke on the Water'

by lazysod May 23, 2009

Douchebag Chic

Something that is only cool because is it ridiculously overpriced. Also, anything that requires stating the price point of a good or service when referencing it. Also, using the term "price point." The haute couture of douchebagery.

While cavorting with my Douchebag Chic friends, I overheard one of them say, "After meeting with the hedge fund manager this morning, all of us in the young executive trainee program went out for $50/head lunches and $300 massages, happy endings were extra."

by Harry Seaward February 21, 2009

douche bag

A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.

Gene Simmons is a douche bag

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

douche bag

A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.

Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.

by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 20, 2010