December Breakfast

The small shape of chocolate found in some advent calenders during the month of December.

I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.

by Perkstain December 11, 2009

December 9

Appreciate Kade Day

Kade: Hi
Me: It's December 9
Kade: And?
Me: U are APPRECIATED

by BEANTH November 16, 2020

December 8th

December 8th, national give your bae your hoodie day

Them "bae give me your hoodie to wear"
You "why?"
Them "because december 8th is national give your bae your hoodie day"

by Simpinforboo November 30, 2020

December 30

All badass people are born that day. Great personalities and are funny

Person 1:
Wow look at that girl, she is so beautiful

Person2:
She must be born on December 30

by alessia123 December 24, 2021

December 22nd

A bitch was born today, but it's alright. Go wish her a happy birthday and don't give her a gift cause you gotta save money dor Christmas presents.

john: you it's my gf's birthday, what should i get her?
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd

by ur local e-girl December 20, 2019

December 9

Give your best (girl) friend your hoodie

Best(boy) friend- here you go (gives hoodie)
Girl-why
Boy- it’s December 9
Girl-ok

by Thatbaddiebishh December 7, 2019

December 18th

Anyone shorter than 5’5” is legally allowed to ask anyone taller than 5’5” to buy them the bubble tea and they cannot say no.

Allison (5’3”): Oscar! Buy me bubble tea!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!

by lifeisadisease December 7, 2019