A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.
by BlackFoxx December 28, 2005
Get the Fire Crotchmug. by John_K July 2, 2006
Get the taco crotchmug. Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair?
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.
by Meggie May 13, 2005
Get the Fire Crotchmug. Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F
by Tedu53 December 27, 2008
Get the crotch warmermug. by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021
Get the Crotch goblinmug. 1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
by me April 13, 2003
Get the crotch stretchmug. by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009
Get the cardboard crotchmug.