A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.
by BlackFoxx October 12, 2005
by John_K July 02, 2006
Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair?
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.
by Meggie March 02, 2005
Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F
by Tedu53 December 27, 2008
by Cpiddy7 March 06, 2021
1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
by me April 13, 2003
The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
by fussock May 02, 2009