cock chugger

one who chugs cock....sucks dicks....gives head

That guy Brian Horn is such a cock chugger.

by G$Money July 29, 2003

Bar-B-Cock

A barbecue to which an obscene amount of guys have been invited.

Girl A: I think there are like 30 guys coming to the cookout on Saturday,

Girl B: OMG! It's a total Bar-b-cock!!!

by Herajuls May 22, 2007

cock and bullshit story

1. A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.

2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.

I don't want to hear another cock and bullshit story about how you don't front.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 7, 2009

Mushroom cock

This is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. The penis is normal in shape untill one notices the end, where it has dramatically bulged into a mushroom shape. To get a mushroom cock one can use a lacky band so that the circulation builds up and the head swells. This person usually needs therapy or has a hot date.

Dewy: Sup bro whats been happening?
Jero: Nothing much. Got a huge pain in my penis, it's throbbing like hell. Lisa wont want to see me tomorrow.
Dewy: Hahaha, mushroom cock syndrome? Take that lacky band off the shaft so it doesnt throb you idiot.
Jero: It's not the lacky band, i took that off ages ago. This is prob from the STD i got from the rank chick that thought i had a Watermelon cock.
Dewy: Fuck!! Dude seriously you gotta stop worrying about the shape of your cock it isn't healthy.
Jero: Yer i know but the hoes love it.
Dewy: No they dont.

by Mummas June 19, 2006

cock sucking slut

One who enjoyes the art of sucking ones penis. A person who would just about drop what ever they were doing to place another persons penis in there mouth.

That bitch was one cock sucking slut.

That cock sucking slut about sucked the skin off of my cock man.

by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

knob-cheese (fromage a la cock)

residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!

christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!

by siwann November 12, 2003

cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

by Bob June 1, 2003