Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.
While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"
"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
by Dick Clean December 20, 2008
Get the [Dick] Cheesemug. 1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007
Get the Cheese pantsmug. A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.
Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.
Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.
Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!
Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.
Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!
Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!
by Goodie June 9, 2005
Get the taint cheesemug. When you hook up with a friends leftovers. IE: x-girlfriends, one night stands, etc
Derived from the Carl's JR commercial depicting a man asking another man if he was going to eat the cheese off the paper that covered his burger.
Derived from the Carl's JR commercial depicting a man asking another man if he was going to eat the cheese off the paper that covered his burger.
by Becktronic January 20, 2009
Get the Cheese Papermug. by Sydney May 9, 2004
Get the cheese factormug. A derogatory term for one who collects government assistance. So named because the U.S. Government, between the 1960s and 1990s, ran a popular public assistance program for welfare and food stamp recipients whereby recipients were given blocks of processed "government cheese".
by Brianator37 February 8, 2012
Get the cheese eatermug. Cheesy smelling residue found at the top of the bum crack, just below the smalll of the back, when you have not washed it for around about a month or more.
by esonscar December 15, 2008
Get the Bum Cheesemug.