checking out

to commit suicide; to end your own life,

stems from checking out of a hotel, checking out of your own life, choosing to leave.

i fucking gone im gone im gone, so im checking out. im checking out real soon.

by john gold March 29, 2007

checkers

masterbaiting and some times including ejaculation on something.

Ex 1:
person 1: "hey what were u doing in the bath room"
person 2: "just a quick game of chekers"

ex 2:
person 1:"ya boi!! i played checkers all over her face"
person 2: "you get any in her eye?"

by Nacho Montez May 17, 2006

dick check (d.c.)

Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!

Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)

by gardengirl2009 July 16, 2009

Fat check

Something to say when there is a fat ass around and you need to make fun of their dumb ass

Logan: Fat check
Oscar: (being the fat fuck he is) man shut the fuck up

by stupidlogan October 1, 2019

Wave Check

A Wave Check is a checking of someones waves. Before you run your hand through the front of the hair to the back, you need to say WAVE CHECK. Now simply run your hand through the front of their head to the back.

Person 1: Hey Jamal, Wave Check!
Jamal: Don't you dare...

by Chicken Leg Bis December 18, 2019

facebook fact checker

A troll who has no life, or real friends for obvious reasons, constantly stalks his friends list not to contribute in a "friend like" manor but to use google to "fact check" each and every post made and then report how the poster has inaccurately represented their thoughts/opinions.

Me: God Damn Eric is such an annoying fuck - Its almost like he waits for anyone to make a Facebook post so he can google that shit only to try to make his lonely ass look smart.
Alex: eh, he's just a Facebook Fact Checker

by Farley Fastrack December 31, 2013

Wave Check

Upon request one must immediately reveal the diddies waves without hesitation.

“Wave Check”

*DaQuavion removes durag
“Boy got drip!”

by drip god March 27, 2019