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Cave Monster

(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.
by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012
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Cave Cock

Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2015
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Caked

When a nigga gets baked or "roasted", so badly, he has become caked. In most circumstances, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.
Damn did you hear what Daquan said to Levante? He said he got less clout than Steve Urkel. That nigga got caked.
by Tyrell Boolinson May 3, 2018
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Caked-Up

Yo she's liked, caked-up.
by palenose August 11, 2020
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Caedan

Confident and funny. Good in crowds and a natural leader. Intelligent and talkative. Athletic and attractive. Someone with this name usually has many friends and is a great loyal friend to have.
Caedan helped win the game and keep the team focused!
by 42flightglasses November 3, 2020
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Climax Cave

Another word for the "pussy" also known as the vagina.
Damn my nigga Austin was tellin me how he had 3 adventures in 3 different climax caves' last weekend but all 3 caves looked like they been intruded one too many times!!!
by Rack Ball123 October 2, 2009
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cat cave

Cat cave is a man cave for cats
My girlfriend moved in with her two cats and now my basement is a cat cave!
by Pussy pad. Pussy parlor. October 9, 2013
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