I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Care wo wyn

A beautiful, intelligent girl with everything going for her,... except the ability to pronounce her L's.

Care wo wyn says, "heh-wo wadies, how are you all feewing today?"

by lil' cRooXX October 21, 2008

Carebear Bits

This is when a cute girl does not have a completely flat tummy, but she has not yet reached "beer belly" status, either.

Alexander - "I like a girl with carebear bits, but not with double chins or anything. Just a lil baby fat."

by Byrd Hime June 16, 2009

Care plane

An interesting term for when someone just doesn't give a shit about who you are, what you're doing or what you've done or just generally doesn't give a shit at all.

"I just got the achievement, 'Avast Ye, Admiral'!"
"Care plane."

by Kyliesaysficken February 4, 2013

/care

Psuedo-computer scripting term, telling people that you do not at all care about the subject in matter.

Example #1
Pedro: Hey fool, I took a shit on your mothers chest yesterday.
You: /care.
Pedro: Stop trying to make /care happen, it won't happen.

Example #2
Jeffery: I'm 360 no scope master of the universe!!!!!1111one1
You:/care dude
Jeffery: HEUEUEH... i shagged yer mum

by PVCMVN May 9, 2014

kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.

by Allisaur January 3, 2008