Carpocalypse

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

carpet wheelies

When a dog scoots it's butt hole along the floor, usually carpet, to scratch it and/or rub off anything that's still on it.

Mom, Fido is doing carpet wheelies in the living room again.

by wingnut76 November 30, 2009

Carpet Bomb

To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.

Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!

by Urban-Legend March 5, 2015

Deraj Carpetbomber

One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.

"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."

by I have one eye October 17, 2008

carpet lover

were a man/woman loves vaginas lots and lots thay loves it sooo much they sometimes eat it (it tastes better with wipped cream on yum yum)

"O darling you know im a carpet lover let me lick ur fanny with wipped cream on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes lick it more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"

by parmolive July 20, 2006

Carpet Bagger

A straight woman who for the sake of superiority declares herself a lesbian.

"Yeah, she claims she's fucking Dixie, but we know she's just a carpet Bagger."

by beetsmee January 25, 2013

carpet bomb

When a person grows a few marijuana plants preferably auto flowering and lets a male fully pollinate a female lets the seeds mature you should have close to 1000 to 2000 seeds and you go around throwing a bunch on peoples laws, vacant lots, bushes, near abandoned train tracks state parks any and every were you get the idea

i had a friend who's a dedicated 420 activist he talks of out growing the government so as a jolk he carpet bombed the bank with 80 of em

by spazingorilla May 29, 2009