Captain Hook pussy fart

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly

That man is giving Captain Hook pussy fart

by K boo 69 August 24, 2022

captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003

captain jack sparrow

a spin off the dirty sanchez. When a man takes his penis, after having anal sex, and rubs it across his partners top lip, and then makes a line from her bottom lip to her chin, giving her the resemblence of Captain Jack Sparrow.

He took the Dirty Sanchez one step further and pulled a Captain Jack Sparrow on her, needless to say, he was cut off for a month.

by hizzer March 24, 2008

Captain Hook

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.

That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!

by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009

Captain Save'm

A lee7 azz pimp who pulls multiple hoes out of a bar/strip club in one single bound.
A kind of a superhero who keeps his cape fresh like downy sheetz in da streetz!

(does not buy lap-dances, rarely gives a hoe a dollar cuz that's all they're worth anyways)

Harold- "How can dude pull so much ass without getting any lap-dances?"
Lamar- "Because your a square ass stupid fuck Harold. Captain Save'm knows bout tit grease n ripperz on polez niggy! no dough fo no hoe.. skeet skeet bitch!!!"

by youaintgottolikeme March 24, 2009

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

Captain Obvious

1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.

Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc

Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."

Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."

Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"

by lars23x April 26, 2011