Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
by MilkedYaMum February 1, 2018
Get the Mary Callmug. by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011
Get the calling professormug. by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022
Get the Curtain callmug. (n.) An after-hours text from one’s boss demanding they return to the office. A professional's Booty Call.
Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.
Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.
Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Tom's Boutique Call led to "Quick Fix and Chill" session with his boss, as they watched HR videos and massaged each others' data.
by nolandc October 5, 2019
Get the Boutique Callmug. The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.
Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?
Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !
by three-m February 2, 2010
Get the rebooty-callmug. n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.
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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
by gnostic3 November 6, 2016
Get the governor's callmug. (Verb) 1. The act of excusing oneself from work on the basis of shock, depression and/or general malaise resulting from the 2016 election of Donald Trump.
by Microbie March 31, 2017
Get the calling in trumpmug.