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table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022
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pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs
The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever
by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022
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Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic licethe crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.
I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.
by Jalsss April 5, 2022
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Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor
Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.
by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021
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Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina
Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom
by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021
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Crab

The meaning of something being dead, done, over, finito.
Example 1:
*Alex's phone dies in a group call*
"Where did alex go?"
"Oh he's crab"

Example 2:
*Being depressed*
"I wanna be crab"
by Nightnamer January 20, 2021
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Crab car

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.
Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.
by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021
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