Beat-off bumps

A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.

I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel

by Happy beater August 13, 2010

speed bumps

Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.

People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.

by raucous May 7, 2004

bumph

Stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.

Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.

Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."

........

Production Designer, Brit, (viewing a new set): Fantastic! Beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): But where's the bumph?

Savvy New York Decorator: Sorry, the WHAT?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

NY Decorator: Oh, we have 40 boxes; they're unpacking them now.

Brit Designer: Brilliant.

.......
Brit Designer: Where's the bumph?

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: The effing STUFF!

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

by escuchon May 12, 2008

cum bumps

typically refers to a homosexual act in which, one partner snorts semen into their sinuses, similarly to snorting a line of coccaine.

After Seth farted out Jamie's semen, Jamie proceeded to do cum bumps off of Seth's buttocks.

by 40 oz. Phil November 8, 2007

Bumph

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-Adj
1. Used to described objects or materials that are thought of as cluttering or invasive to one's personal space.

"I'm selling this Bumph on eBay to get some cash and make some space up in here!"

by Reuben Achello February 16, 2010

Shiver bumps

another word for goose bumps... when you get cold and have bumps all over your body.

"im freezing i have goose bumps all over"
"no you have shiver bumps"

by madsss66 August 22, 2011

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007