Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.

Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!

by gary696969 March 6, 2010

parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014

Fishstick sandwich burrito

A gross concoction consisting fish sticks, bread, mustard, pickles, nacho cheese, and fruit roll ups.

"When you want to throw up for no reason, think of a fishstick sandwich burrito

by Cod90Gamer February 25, 2015

refried bean burrito

A refried bean burrito, much like the normal bean burrito, is where the man gives anal sex to his partner, and then receives oral sex from a different partner.

Man, i gave Clara anal and then gave Sarah a refried bean burrito!

by ZombiEngineer May 31, 2015

beaner's burrito

A bunch on Mexicans in a blanket

I joined in a beaner's burrito with a bunch of Mexicans in a blanket, and Jose grabbed that tush

by Swaggin_Dragon June 6, 2016

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

San Diego Burrito

Like a California burrito except they use chicken instead of carne. Ingredients are pollo, papas, queso, crema all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.

"Have you tried the San Diego Burrito at Los Panchos? Bomb diggity"

by SubMachinistZ June 8, 2018