Soggy Bread

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation

Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread

by Furburgers November 17, 2015

laver bread

Pronounced "Larver", laver is an edible seaweed commonly found on the south west coast of Wales (around Swansea). Laver has to be prepared at great length by washing many times, and boiled for up to 5 hours and drained to form a gelatinous puree. It is mixed with fine oatmeal, formed into small cakes and fried in fat. If you are after a traditional authentic flavour serve it with some vegan bacon.

Of course, in olden times, and even now in the countryside, there was a hot cooking "range" constantly available, so extended cooking times for things like laver were no problem. Nowadays it is less convenient (but you could try using a pressure cooker or microwave)

I have no idea why it is called "bread"!

imma go buy LAVER BREAD!

by blah May 13, 2005

keep the bread fresh

to keep it real, to tell the truth.

someone is telling you something and you just know they're lying about it, so you call them out by saying "come on man, keep the bread fresh"

by Dustin Rife May 19, 2007

i wanna butta yo bread

i want to have sex with you and nut on your face!

damn girl. i wanna butta yo bread

by J-pol October 18, 2008

frozen nigger bread

A very lame slang remark on the the joke "what do you call a nigger in a freezer?"

preson1: What do you call a nigger in a freezer?

person2: I dont know... frozen nigger bread?

by Frozenn July 16, 2008

butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.

Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.

by Evan March 22, 2005

Stale Bread

People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.

Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.

by N. Mani May 29, 2019