sweaty bollocks

Something old men suffer from.

Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?

- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street

by Fartman69 September 19, 2013

ballooning

Ballooning is when you and possibly another friend steal a huge bunch of mylar balloons from a grocery store, like a Safeway, for example, then take them to greet your friend at the airport.

Care should be taken to check the flight landing time however, so they don't come in early and you're just stuck with all those balloons.

Pike: Hey Farkus - let's go to the Backside and have a few drinks then go Ballooning when Gordon flies in tonight!

Farkus: Hell yeah!

by candyman22 September 9, 2019

anal ballon

the act of one fucking the devil, then sniffing his gooch, while a smelly yeti eats you out with his dick.

yo i anal balloned that guy

by fuchfhfhfhdjfva December 28, 2011

Cum-Balloon

When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon

Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!

by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Bollocks

a language spoken extensively in the political arena

"that Tony Blair doesn't half talk bollocks"

by Article Bad Out May 14, 2003

Bollocks

1 - Male Genitalia
2 - A word to express ones anger at something. Like shit, fuck or crap.

Oh bollocks! I caught my hand on some chicken wire!

by fiona Hillcox May 21, 2005