Bobby

No one wants to mess with Bobby. He has the body of a God, even when he hasn’t worked out in a year. He is a great cook, and tends to spend his alone time watching vampire sex shows on his recliner. He loves his family but they tend to get a little annoying when he’s focusing. He will tell anyone to shut up to their face, and is addicted to chewing tobacco. Most specific Copenhagen Long Cut Straight

Dang Bobby your already on season 54?

by Austinwood32 June 10, 2021

Bobby

An absolute retard.

That customer that came into the store and asked if we are selling products is a bobby.

by ecNight April 21, 2020

Bobby Brown

750 milliliters of beer; Millie Bobby Brown.

Grab a Bobby Brown. We’re going to a nice party and the host loves boutique beer.

by McFizzzy August 5, 2018

Bobby Fondue

Man who only wipes his asshole once after pooping

Did you just bobby Fondue?

by Mbran February 13, 2018

Big Boy Bobby

When a person named Robert gets moderately fat or obese they become a Big Boy Bobby.

Big Boy Bobby went to the store to get some twenkie.

by BigBoyBubby September 21, 2018

Slobby Bobby

A roommate or individual that's a slob.

* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags

*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"

by theogcooler August 18, 2022

Bobby

Bobby is a sexy frying pan who specialises in frying dat ass

That as was fried by Bobby

by Dnsisndbs September 24, 2021