screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by jr December 11, 2004

butt around

Like, "dicking around". Doing nothing and wasting your time. Goofing off with your friends and just hanging out without a care in the world.

After school, my friends and I headed to Starbucks and decided to butt around all afternoon.

by PizzaGirl September 23, 2005

Ever have a pussy around your neck?

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

by Deep blue 2012 March 27, 2010

aoudad

a strange type of sheep that lives on the Barbary Coast of Africa and climbs cliffs; related to "doodad"?

by J Meissner July 8, 2003

Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.

"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas

by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006

troutin around

Troutin' around refers to a state of just relaxing and hanging out... perhaps some mild puttering, as a trout in a the hatchery.

"What are you doing, Ryan?"

"Oh, you know, Rebecca, just troutin around"

by hellbenthoneybee October 8, 2009

Duking around

Refering to doing something completly aimless but still being awesome while doing it

Mom: Honey what are you doing in there?

Billy: Nothing ma just Duking around

by JesseCox June 23, 2011