Andy is the bestest freind you can ever meet, guys and girls. He knows how to listen and fix your problems, but also knows how to protect and care for you, if you have and Andy in life, keep him. His relationship status isnt always the best, but behind all the sensitivity in there is a kind and brave man waiting to find his lover.
by Megamind42069 October 29, 2021
Get the Andymug. by Byron Dexter June 14, 2019
Get the Andymug. Andy has big thicc ass and long dick that can slap girls face so hard they can get ko.He love thick booty and grabbing boobs
by Big daduy831 July 12, 2018
Get the Andymug. He’s a Indian Asian man who’s about 4’9, and his chubby cheeks (on his face) stick out he has so much rizz but he doesn’t use it. the only game he plays is Roblox and call of duty his glizzy is 30 feet long that’s what Tommy said. His glizzy is also like a tripod.
by Marqueefer February 22, 2024
Get the Andymug. When you unleash a bowel movement so vile, so cataclysmically foul, that it feels like your very soul is trying to evacuate your body. This isn’t just a poop—it’s an exorcism. The second it leaves you, the toilet groans in protest. The walls absorb the trauma. The air thickens to the consistency of expired gravy. Birds outside fall silent. Somewhere, a distant car alarm goes off.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
Janelle knew she had made a grave mistake when she ignored Michelle’s warning about the gas station sushi. An hour later, she was in Michelle’s bathroom, gripping the sink for dear life as she endured the most explosive, soul-shattering bowel event of her existence. The toilet begged for mercy. The walls absorbed the horror. When she finally stood up, she took one look at the devastation and realized—this wasn’t a simple wipe situation. This was a full-scale decontamination effort.
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
by dr.costco February 1, 2025
Get the Andymug. Andy is the best friend of all. He demonstrates courage, loyalty and he is fierce in the face of ugly sox. Don't put him in the microwave or he will pop happiness upon you from his penis. Andy the gay cowboy knows no nose. You'd be happy to get an handy from Andy any time of day. Particularly in the morning when the moon light is ethereal in it's glow.
If you know an Andy, then you know what it's like to be loved.
If you know an Andy, then you know what it's like to be loved.
by Pomeranian Smiles May 12, 2020
Get the Andymug. A horrible, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, pedophilic man who grooms children and name should only be mentioned in sentences that give him a worse reputation than he already has. He has sexualized many, made rape jokes and made many girls uncomfortable.
by Liv👁🗨 November 29, 2021
Get the Andymug.