A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢
"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "
by mr cod January 21, 2024
Get the Ali Bongomug. Ali is the most nice person you will ever mean(lowkey Taliban but I wont tell if you wont)very kind makes friends easy and cares about many people and will most likely tell you if she doesn't like you(may retaliate by bombing your house)
and is my best of besties ILYYY.
and is my best of besties ILYYY.
by mvp.x.williams March 30, 2023
Get the Alya/Alimug. She is drop dead gorgeous. She is always brutely honest. She speaks her mind. She thinks she is ugly....but thats not what her bf thinks :)
Guy 1:Damn Aly is cute...should i ask her out?
Guy 2: Bruh no she has a bf...
Guy 1: idrc.
Draedyn: what you saying about my girl mf?
Guy 1: oh uh....Uhm...we were saying that i was gonna ask her to be my friend....
Guy 2 : *Whispers* Nice save.
Draedyn: Mhm better be.....if you mess with he you will know the consequences...
Guy 1: OH GOD OK.
Guy 2: Bruh no she has a bf...
Guy 1: idrc.
Draedyn: what you saying about my girl mf?
Guy 1: oh uh....Uhm...we were saying that i was gonna ask her to be my friend....
Guy 2 : *Whispers* Nice save.
Draedyn: Mhm better be.....if you mess with he you will know the consequences...
Guy 1: OH GOD OK.
by DONTWORRYBOUTWHOIAMMISSGIRL May 9, 2022
Get the Alymug. Potential to be sexy but eats too much so has a triple chin. He can't get girls and has people steal girls from him like his friend Sulaiman. He thinks chat up lines are cool and actually work.
Andreea: lemme show you what Ali just sent me (shows a message of Ali's cringy messages)
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
by Samantha Perkins January 14, 2018
Get the Alimug. GIRLS CAN SPELL THEIR NAME LIKE THIS TOO!!! Its another spelling of Aly and pronounced the same. Ali's are loyal and sweet but pretend not to be because mushy stuff makes them scared. Pretty but their personality makes them x10 prettier. Love ur Ali they just want praise and are very loyal <33
by lotusssss June 20, 2022
Get the Alimug. Ali is the sexiest person ever. Biggest dick you will ever see. Girls die for him because he's too sexy. Watch out for Ali he will take your girl.
by Dick man 123 May 18, 2019
Get the Alimug. 