alysa

a crazy mother fucker who only thinks about herself. she is selfish, annoying and a brat.

who is that bitch over there?
oh thats alysa

by dlsakjlajd;dka;d October 13, 2022

Alyssa

Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.

Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.

Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.

by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022

Alyssa

Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!

A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!

by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022

Alyssaitus

When somebody is scheduled to work or has school they don’t feel well. However, on days they don’t have to work or have school they feel 100%.

Mom, I have school and I feel sick and I have Alyssaitus

by Winger444 December 10, 2022

Alyssa M

The hottest girl in New Renaissance. I love you and i wonder if you like me back, Alyssa

Hey do you know who Alyssa Mccracken is?
Yeah she’s the hottest girl

by I love you Alyssa M December 14, 2022

Alyssa Gianola

The biggest pot head in all of the US. Her red hair and fire pubes are beautiful and are as bright as the sun! According to one source her butthole resembles a butterfly!

Anyone in the Locker room: It smells like that zaza in here, Alyssa Gianola must be near by!

by Meowmeowhi January 17, 2023

Alyssa

Very short like so tiny smaller than microscopic

Your Alyssa like very Alyssa

by Sussybussy February 7, 2023