absolyootly

An annoying variation of absolutely that is prevalent amongst those English persons who think of themselves as 'well bred'.

Charles: You know what, old boy? I rather fancy a tipple.
Tarquin: Oh, absolYOOtly!

by James Dodd December 22, 2005

absefuckinlutely

(adjitive)this lucrative word means abselutely but with a little more spice . this word derives from fuck, whick derives from the german word flicken, witch means to strike.If you want to know the whole story of this word, go to youtube, and type in "fuck"

dude 1: are we gonna go paintballing tonight?

dude 2: absefuckinlutely!

by TheSuperFlyGuy October 29, 2007

Absentmindedstudentism

The inability to focus; zoning out; Can also refer to professors or teachers losing their train of thought.

Ashley: What did the teacher say?.... Jim...JIM!
Jim: Don't ask me. I'm suffering from absentmindedstudentism.

by Mr. Alexander 34 November 5, 2010

absolutely barbaric

When someone does something in a way that the world has deemed just completely wrong

"Billy puts milk before his cereal? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Thomas put the toilet paper faced down? Absolutely barbaric!"

"Memeful banned the hotdog-girl gif? Absolutely barbaric"

"Sarah used the 9gag comment section to get compliments to improve her self-esteem? Not absolutely barbaric. Absolutely going to happen."

by Dickbutt694206661738 January 9, 2017

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020

omni-absent

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.

All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.

by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008

Abstinence

It is a word for people that can't get any pussy or dick.

My friend is 300Lbs so she chose to be Abstinence.

by Ajuntapall January 18, 2009