You're A Hacker!

This phrase is usually used by angry 10 year olds to try to insult people who are even slightly better than them at an online video game. However, this is actually one of the biggest compliments you could get in an online game, assuming you aren't actually cheating.

Some kid: You're a hacker!
Man: Why thank you.

by 2 number 9s, a number 9 large- November 10, 2021

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.

Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...

Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.

You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019

You're A Slave to History

A term used by individuals who are malding in order to project their own problems and actions onto others.

You're A Slave to History. Even after calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely are responsible for this.

by LaVacaPolaka June 8, 2025