the amount of time it takes between a tourist arriving in new york city and the moment he is brutally beaten and mugged.
larry was excited to see the statue of liberty, but in a new york minute his dumb wisconsin ass was in the ER.
by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003
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Get the Yorktown Heights mug.1. A NEW YORK MINUTE has exactly the same length like every other minute in the World. What gives the expression its meaning is the AMOUNT OF ACTIVITY you can squeeze into a standard minute. Simple: when you are in New York, more things seem to happen in a minute than elsewhere.
2. it is NOT a time mode of Max Payne 2, but the tagline of the games atmosphere. duh!
2. it is NOT a time mode of Max Payne 2, but the tagline of the games atmosphere. duh!
by klugscheisser June 30, 2005
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Get the New yorkian mug.When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings.
Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.
by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010
Get the Yorktown Uterus Yoke mug.When a girl lies down faceing up on a couch with her head hanging off of the side giving a blowjob. As she plays with the tip you jam your cock in so hard she chokes on your dick and you are balls deep in her mouth.
Jim: yo did you break up with sarah yet.
Tom: yeah but i left her a little something before i did
Jim: what did you do.
Tom: I gave her a New York Jackhammer
Tom: yeah but i left her a little something before i did
Jim: what did you do.
Tom: I gave her a New York Jackhammer
by FTBL54 December 8, 2009
Get the New York Jackhammer mug.A ghetto school in Arlington, Virginia where half the school is involved in the drug game and the other half have bullet wounds. Not a great place to be.
Principal: Welcome to Yorktown High School!
New Student: Thank you, I can't wait to -
Principal: *Shoots kid*
New Student: Thank you, I can't wait to -
Principal: *Shoots kid*
by JesusFingChrist March 11, 2013
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