whalem

a greeting or introduction to another

whelem dutty boys!

by laura pyburn March 8, 2004

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 3, 2009

whale

fatty fat ass obese belongs in the Pacific Ocean and/or Sea World; personal taquito fetcher

Raini Rodriguez is a whale.

by Bellamy Blake June 28, 2015

Whale

These supposed animals are a complete myth, made up by Johnson.

Whale aren't real.

by DolphinsAreReal November 13, 2018

Whale Teeth

When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.

"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."

by IVIiNi October 13, 2019

whale gang

fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks

wrenn thinks he's part of a whale gang, but really he's just white

by fuckenisabella November 9, 2019

Dolphin Whale Syndrome

When a skinny hot girl hangs out with a fat girl on a regular basis, or vice verca.

Damn she's so hot but she always seems to be suffering from Dolphin Whale Syndrome.

by BPGZ February 25, 2009