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Unicorn

1.) The act of taping a vibrator/dildo , to your head and then proceding to fuck your parnter up the ass or vagina. This method is commonly used to try something new or with a guy that cant hold an erection.

2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
1.) Woman 1: Last night, Kyle gave me a unicorn with my favorite vibrator,it was soo good.

Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.

2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
by 5t5o5r5y5 May 9, 2009
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Unicorn Tree

A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.
I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.

Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010
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unicornfish

a fake animal that you can bring up into a convo and make your friends feel real awkward.

can also make your friend feel better if they are down
so hows your unicornfish doing today?

ey yo have you ever seen a unicornfish??
by dnt kno hw to act June 7, 2011
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Unicornites

A society of individuals who know the truth about the existence of unicorns, as historical (and magical) animals who lived for generations, along with the dinosaurs, but were wiped out by evil wizards during the Dark Ages. You become initiated by drinking Guinness from the horn of the last unicorn.
Chris: I'm a member of the Unicornites.

Luke: What does that mean?
Chris: I know the truth about the magical, wondrous creature known as the unicorn
by Figgins Dickens September 1, 2012
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unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
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unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
by OhGee October 17, 2012
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unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.
Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.
by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014
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