Candy Uncle

1. A term of endearment for a man who is not old enough to be a Sugar Daddy but performs the same or simular duties as a Sugar Daddy.

2. A younger Sugar Daddy
3. Middle age pimp in his late 30's and 40's

I got a good Candy Uncle becuase he takes care of me and my needs

by Uncle Wayne June 12, 2019

Uncle Phil

A nickname give to Phil Knight, the founder of Nike and alumnus of the University of Oregon. Phil Knight has donated millions of dollars to University of Oregon Athletics, which has helped pay for state of the art facilities and an overall embarrassment of riches that any athletics program would love to have.. Consequently this has helped Oregon Duck sports (football in particular) become successful. Top-tier athletes are attracted to all of this great stuff. The fans are well-aware of Phil Knight's monetary contributions which have in turn brought success, and metaphorically he's like the uncle whose spoils his nieces/nephews with gifts, hence he's been called "Uncle Phil".

Beaver: "What the hell? How do you guys get all these bitchin' facilities? That's so unfair!!!"

Duck: "It's all courtesy of Uncle Phil. I hope you're looking forward to another beatdown at Autzen stadium where you can see all the new things Uncle Phil has bought for us."

by OreCaliWash January 27, 2011

uncle loser

an uncle louie sized loser who has a big ass and a skinny weiner.

god your zuch a uncle looser! just leave!

by acetic August 19, 2003

unclean spirits

1. Incomplete cleaning of ones anal opening after a bowl movement. May result in a condition call "swamp ass".

2. The process of making your anal opening soiled by releasing solid or liquid flatulence, also may result in a condition called "swamp ass".

Steve noticed he had unclean spirits by the brown streak in his white underwear.

by mtbikerbob August 15, 2006

Uncle BJ

A blowjob a man gets from his female patner when menstruation prevents the couple from having vaginal sex. Uncle BJ is often a man's only available option for sex from his wife or girlfriend when Aunt Flo comes to visit.

Wife: "You'd better forget about tonight, honey. Aunt Flo's coming for a visit."

Husband: "Well, I hope she brought Uncle BJ with her!"

by trxstr January 1, 2010

Uncle Bo

Term used for the need to make a bowel movement. Originated as a derivation of Aunt Flo.

"I hope we make it home soon! After those double bacon cheeseburgers and a pot of black coffee, Uncle Bo's paying me a visit!"

by Word Viking March 28, 2010

Uncle nob head

An uncle that gets really drunk at weddings and wears white slip on shoes

Your uncle who is an uncle nob head

by auntie nob head August 8, 2011