uberdic

a male hooker the you pay to ride

girl-what your job
you-imma uberdic

by pandawitabroner January 11, 2021

UBBer Duper

An Unavailable Bad Boy prone to pretense as a charming chaser that quickly morphs into a chilling creep revealing himself to be a Duper and dump her dude.

Margo showed up at her girl gang’s Happy Hour for cocktails and comforting after her latest UBBer Duper went missing in action.

by Pixie Chick March 13, 2021

Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.

person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021

Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.

A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Uber competitive

Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Uber neck

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.

Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.

by fascia lata November 6, 2021