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Election Twitter

A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.

Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”

ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.

Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.

All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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Twitter

You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.
Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
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Twitter

Twitter is a fucking hell hole of a website used to cancel people for no goddamn reason.
John: Hey dude lets go on twitter!

Ben: Go kill yourself faggot.
by Detailed June 19, 2023
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Twitter death

When a person is deemed to be dead by the people of Twitter. This usually happens after they have been canceled for doing something wrong.
Person 1: Did you hear JK Rowling is a terf?
Person 2: Yea, I hope she enjoys Twitter death.
Person 3: As far as I'm concerned, Daniel Radcliffe wrote the Harry Potter books.
by mr_candyman March 9, 2021
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Twitter

Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter
She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter
by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025
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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024
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Twitter Fiction

This is the act of writing about someone or something that is factually false.
Hey, Matt wrote some Twitter Fiction about Vaccines and how they cause autism but that is false.
by Milk_and_Tea February 23, 2021
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