Twitter

A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.

Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

twitter speech

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

by boatychan February 3, 2019

Julia the @breathinlvxs on twitter

The most amazing fanpage on stan twitter, really REALLY wants a Nintendo, loves Lando and f1. She's drop dead gorgeous and she's super funny.
I BELIEVE IN BREATHINLVXS SUPREMACY

Julia the @breathinlvxs on Twitter is the most amazing person ever. Amen

by Katja8 October 28, 2020

twitter gangup

When you see an asshole committee verbally pissing down your back usually torqued snowflakes or as Jenna Jameson would use the term 'special moron' in a hashtag, I seen the industry gang up on me when it was none of their business when "Plain Jane" Ferridge did a one sided war with me, Cherie M. Priest ended up butting in as she got a c-bomb tossed at her in retort as my blog entry on wordpress speaking about how some investigative don't always return. My insult to her "No one gives fuck about your gardening" as I linked her blog about some of her gardening as I had the YouTube vid known as "Four and Twenty Deadbirds" where I had her first novel signed when she was with a small press. I had spoke with her then publisher asking if she had a history of fucking people over as I remember and I quote when speaking with her on the phone in 2003, "I don't write well with others." My video's closing, "This is the only novel I will ever spend my hard earned money on a I am going to give those readers to my roster on the first namesake as a lot of them write part time."

When one does an investigative report hammering into SomethingAwful for pulling a jayson blair level literary kleptomania, the editor of Queer Fear pulled a tl;dr as he got freight-trained on twitter, "you might as well denied the holocaust you fucking faggot!" That invoked a high profile blowup that saw The Egoless Writer's creator calling me a vile shit. As he claimed the Goon was pulling a prank, as I caught the fuck with my first novel too. I cautioned to the Queer Fear editor not to be in the room with me, but I would end up joining my classmate in the klink as he's a protected species as that invoked one of the more infamous twitter gangup tactics in the industry as I published an alumn of The Huffington Post when he was alive.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Twitter

The Hell hole of the internet. Where people can get canceled over the stupidest thing or over actual illegal activities when the cops should be involved and not people who argue over a post from 10 years ago.

Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter

Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)

by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.

Jimmy: hey, I recently started using Twitter
John: die

by MoistCereal June 18, 2021

Twitter Bird

Someone who makes a front on Twitter, or has Twitter fingers

Girl #1: ew why would he post something like that??

Girl#2: he’s such a Twitter Bird 🤮

Ex.@MasonAllMighty_

by Pipitty March 15, 2021