twasted

the combination of both twat and bastard. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.

you are a twasted.

by simon ellis September 21, 2005

toaster

a gun, tends to get hot, so when you see the toaster that mean you toast, also when your done, you put it in your jeans, tends to warm up your pants, toaster

yo this nigga pulled out his toaster n fired on this bitch that fucked wit him

by A-M-R-O June 21, 2005

irish twister

When a group of 3 or more drunk people start a scuffle in a bar that gets out of hand quickly

Oh man I almost lost my drink there when that fight broke out....

Gotta be careful around those irish twisters

by Poppa Paradise May 12, 2016

Toaster

noun, adj.
A person who lets others use them badly. (ie. hookups)

Wow a chick that'll hookup with any guy is such a toaster.

by Minonemo96 November 14, 2010

TWATerrific

The opposite of terrific. Often used in a sarcastic way.

Lar: I fell in a hole today :(
Cal: That's terrific!
Lar: Ye man, really TWATerrific.

by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Toaster Mage

Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o

Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.

Toaster Mage: in communist red

Toaster Mage: o.o

by Marth person who befriended toasty January 19, 2005