air turd

(âr)(tûrd), noun

The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.

The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.

by sftr November 3, 2005

turd nuggets

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

Turd Burgaler

a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds

damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!

by chuckles September 6, 2004

Turd Nugget

A person who acts like a large/ginormous piece of doody.

Ross is a turd nugget and a dork (whale's penis).

by Beautiful Silky April 18, 2011

turd burgler

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

Rabbit Turds

When in the act of shitting you push soooo hard feeling a huge load comming out to your surprise you rapid fire minni balls of shit resembling little rabbit turds.

Scott "last night i felt a huge shit comming on and after working hard for 5 minutes i machine gun fired a shit ton of mini shits"

Matt "sounds like you had a case of the rabbit turds bro"

by piledriv3r August 20, 2011