Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017

turd theory

The intellectual area concerning anything that comes out of Donald J. Trumps' mouth.

Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

Turd Munching

To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.

You are turd munching again!

by steaton September 27, 2018

Turd-cutter

Turd cutter

A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.

God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.

by Dutch gerth February 10, 2021

turd burglar

greg heffley

it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music

by kalosianlitten December 28, 2021