Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

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turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

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The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

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The intellectual area concerning anything that comes out of Donald J. Trumps' mouth.

Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.

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To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.

Turd Munching by steaton September 27, 2018

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Turd cutter

A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.

God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.

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it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music

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