trainwrecker

A person who makes a disaster. One who fucks up all the time.

"Your a trainwrecker all the damn time!"

"You don't wanna go near her, she's a trainwrecker."

by Eljr August 25, 2015

Trainwreck

When a mishap or coordination issue occurs in sex causing the penis to bend.

My boyfriend got a trainwreck last night. He was plowing my ass so hard he didn't notice when his dick slipped out and stabbed my taint.

by Mouthy Broadcast September 14, 2016

Train

Literately the best fuc*ing rhing

I like trains

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

high train

Slow traffic on a single lane road, caused by someone driving while stoned.

Dude, speed up some, you're leading a high train.

by Rabbi Grizzle Biscuitz August 10, 2005

Email trains

when you form a chat-like conversation over the email with one or more people by simply replying again and again to the same message. Each reply is usually a question or something thought-provoking, prompting the other person to respond as well. They can get pretty long.

"dude, here they don't allow chatting on the school computers, so i usually get by talking to her with these huge-ass email trains each morning."

by Ghostface-killah June 3, 2007

groovy train

A hot phrase from the mid 2000's that never quite caught on as much as its sister- phrase "cool beans".

Hipster 1: "Kay, yo, I just got the new All Time Low CD!"

Hipster 2: "Groovy Train!"

Hipster 3: "Shut up! You guys are flippin' stupid!"

by Mr.TwilightGuy April 20, 2009

Juniper Training

A crap Training Course organised by the Job Center for people on the dole! Where you play bingo and colour in posters!

Urghh, its Monday tomorrow, off to Juniper Training

by LovingEverySeecond June 29, 2010