You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
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BP engineers had injected a "junk shot" of heavier blocking materials as part of the "top kill" procedure being attempted.
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